February 2012
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January 2012
16 posts
I really dislike stupid people.
Revenge is nice, Patient revenge is always succulent. I’m very patient.
youcancallmedraco:
whengaymetman:
The Scientist
Sang By Me :]
Wow. Just fucking wow. I love how classic your voice sounds and the ending ooo’s make me want to die. Your voice is beautiful. As you are as well.
I agree, Quite nice. Sing more.
It is rather unruly at how much I have to restrain myself from ripping persons faces off with their own finger nails.
If you dislike the way I advise you to do something, take a step out the door.
Garbage cans people blow HARD!
Je peux prendre ta doleur: Trigger warning:... →
thefuckwouldisaywhatfor:
I will never, never, put a fucking trigger warning on anything. Ever.
Do you read the newspaper? Do you watch movies? Do you go on the internet, ever?
If you are so emotionally crippled that you can’t handle seeing or reading something icky, you need to be in a…
ohhh since I’ve been through much more shit, does that mean I cant be a giant douche? Oh yeah...
Gayest Cities in America, 2012
advocatenews:
It’s no secret that megalopolises New York City, Chicago, and Los Angeles have robust LGBT life — and we’ve even heard tell of little queer hoods like the Castro and P-Town. This isn’t that list.
By Matthew Breen
There’s the official census with information on same-sex couples as a percentage of the population, then there’s our accounting of the gayest places in the USA — and...
Stroke Signs, Read this and don't be a douche you...
Blood Clots/Stroke - They Now Have a Fourth Indicator, the Tongue STROKE: Remember the 1st Three Letters….. S. T. R. STROKE IDENTIFICATION: During a BBQ, a woman stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine (they offered to call paramedics) ….she said she had just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. They got her cleaned up and got...
December 2011
17 posts
I like placing my head microphone on, and entertaining myself with my own voice. Yeah haha I am even dictating this correspondence with a cockney accent. gah it’s been a long day.
What is tragic, I miss home, but I don’t even know where home is.
Joe: My Uncle Donald's PSA about drinking and... →
j0e:
I would like to share an experience with you all, about drinking and driving. As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.
A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and…
haha, fuck yes!
dillonbeard:
As John said, Espresso is a life saver.
And since rearranging rooms (read: finally getting my own room) I actually want to sleep in my bed now, and it’s so goddamn comfy.
Like, seriously.
Don’t wanna leave.
Ever.
I’ll just hook up an espresso machine next to it.
… Been there.
You’ll never get out of this alive you mothertrucker.
November 2011
7 posts
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People.
Still yet it amuses me why persons ask why I am so skeptical of their motives. Years experience has engrained caution when taking people on their word and thinking their motives are singular.
Perhaps only three or four times have I encountered a person with a singular motive, It has usually been double, triple, and quadruple motives that people have, and think they are so rather clever in...
chooooo choooooooooooooo oh hello morning moon how are you today? Fine yes? Delightful. I’ll bask in your pellucid rays while I enjoy this fine hand crafted cup of beans. Oh enjoy this cup immensely you say? Indeed I will.
Parks Blue Bayou!
October 2011
11 posts
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What do you do when the love turns to hate?
– (via wordsforstrangers)
Kill them with stale cupcakes.
and I’ll Troll if I want to. Trolling down the highway, oh dearie I see munchkins, Time to eat their brains. Yummy yummy yum yum yum.
sircularcymmetry:
How much money would people pay me to write them a code that could trace anonymous asks back to their author’s? Because I can totally write that kind of code…
How about a qwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaartah? :)
TheCapitol.PN →
I’m officially a member of District 12. May the odds be ever with me. What District are you in? http://www.TheCapitol.PN
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